Dodai can also have her feelings of FINALLY women are being acknowledged as an audience who enjoys looking at attractive bodies as well as men and we're not solely the 'object' anymore. »
I saw the Maori Jesus
Walking on Wellington Harbour.
He wore blue dungarees,
His beard and hair were long.
His breath smelled of mussels and paraoa.
When he smiled it looked like the dawn.
When he broke wind the little fishes trembled.
When he frowned the ground shook.
When he laughed everybody got drunk.
The Maori Jesus came… »
I love Couples Therapy, Preachers Daughters and alllll the Teen Moms. Can someone talk to me about Farrah's imaginary boyfriend? Also oh my god I want to slap so many men on these shows. My brilliant idea is a crossover where they make all the preachers raise the teen dads. Share all your secret shameful viewing habits … »
That moment mum drives directly into a road sighn and it bends in half so she quickly drives away!!! :'D :'D »
She just told me it's covered with greek yogurt (the really thick kind), a little plain cocoa powder, matcha powder, and honey »
For all you luddites who can't figure out Denton's feline, pruning, thinning, pivoting, tree inspired, interactive system of the future I present old kinja kind of. Also the banner back in its rightful place. The comments will revert to double column if you click "All Replies". I thought it best not to mess with whatever … »
O Kinja! Recall the time
When banners reigned sublime
We looked upon their beauteousness in awe
When will return the glory of your prime?
No more - Oh, never more! »
This is Star and Whiskey announcing The Experimental Buddhist-Discordian Matriarchal Rebellion. A new world order devised by us to establish a utopian wonderland of femininity and rainbows. Our tactics may seem ruthless but we assure you no men will be harmed during our mission to rid the world of testosterone fuelled… »
Mine involved lots of slobbering and teeth and took place in a tent during a school overnight hike. »